The Christmas aura will be all aglow
  And the holiday cheer so freely will flow
Lots of surprises for all are in store
  Noel and Jingle Bells and presents galore!

We'll have lots of fun just laughin' and eatin'
  Just hope the casinos don't hand us a beatin'
Doesn't matter 'cause we always have fun
  Jackpot Party ... yea, that's the best one.

A completely new unit for us to try out
  I hope it's better than last year's dugout
It's smaller than our favorite, 124
  But at least there's no stairs ... we're on the ground floor.

We'll have different beds so some will be bunkin'
  our saving grace ... we all run on Dunkin'
We'll have more room this year, thank God
  So Stef's stuff won't be piled in a wad.

Some will play golf and others will shop
  and I've been known to simply eavesdrop
A trip to the spa has so much appeal
  But one thing's for sure ... we won't miss a meal.

Deb and Cheryl will probably snore
  It gets really loud and hard to ignore
Nan will probably work out at Curves
  Her new little body really gets on my nerves.

We'll be off to Harrah's, our favorite place
  To laugh at the creatures from far outer space
Our usual nightcap, we'll laugh and play
  with lezzes and wackos ... oh yea, and the gay

We'll duke it out to make the decision
  Go home or stay out ... that is the question
Majority rules, whatever we say goes
  I know for some of you, that really blows!

We'll party and party well into the night
  Maybe 'til the sun starts to shine warm and bright
We may have breakfast before we head back
  So we can sleep late and stay in the sack.

We'll never know if Sue will stay out
  Or go and get laid ... what's THAT all about?
And if she does, one call will tell us
  "Whatcha doin'?" No, we're not jealous.

It can't be avoided, we'll all act the fools
  Laughing our asses off there by the pool
We'll have our Happy Hour and munch a bit
  Now the room's close so we can go take a sh**

So wrap up your goodies with ribbons and bows
  As pretty as some of those fun Harrahs ho's
I really look forward to seeing you all
  'Cause I know, as usual, we'll all have a ball!